Don't You Just Want to Vomit All Over Yourself?
I mean, really.
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Monday, June 06, 2005
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Funny how he always picks a woman taller than him...oh, I'm sorry, even elfs are taller than him. He must be making up for other areas that he is lacking...
The mention of Elves in the same context as Tom Cruise is an affront to Elvenkind everywhere. We at the Elven Defamation League would like to formally lodge our discontent and informally threaten legal action if this does not cease and desist.
It is, however, unfortunate that one of our kindred has been caught under this individual's wily Scientology witchcraft. We hope that Katie will once more act like any self-respecting Elf and dump the Smurf.
You'd figure for a guy who's close to fifty now and twice divorced, that he'd be a little more . . . adult about the whole thing. . .
Here is an ACTUAL QUOTE from Katie Holmes, on her new...sugar daddy. "I'm so happy. I watched Leno last night and I was, like, blushing and so happy and excited. I'm so proud. I love him. I love his outfit, too!"
Vomit indeed. Like, for sure. Cute shoes!
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