This is Why Elvis Shot a Television Set

I fully intended to watch at least a little of Britney Spears and "The K-Fed's" new "reality" show last night, just to see how bad the train wreck was, but it slipped my mind. Then I caught this article on MSNBC this morning, and all of a sudden, I'm thrilled that today's eight-panel strip kept me busy.

What a spoiled brat. If the far-flung Right ever decided to outlaw divorce, I could at least take comfort that those two narcissistic slimeballs would be stuck with each other. I could think of no better punishment.