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Friday, November 17, 2006

Breaking My "No Blogging About Movies" Rule

UPDATE: I saw Casino Royale, and I thought it was fantastic.

I don't like to blog about a movie unless I feel strongly about it. Honestly, nothing turns me off more than someone posting their uneducated and blinkered opinions about a transient piece of pop-culture and trying to pass it off as a high historical fact by starting their written statement with the words "Uhm, actually,"

Example: "Uhm, actually, Kindergarten Cop is the template upon which all post-modern action-comedy-dramas are based."

Barf. You especially don't need to hear that crap from me, the amateur cartoonist. I hope you come here for the comics. You can go read PVP or Ctrl-Alt-Del for that other nonsense.

Regardless, I ate crow for breakfast this morning along with everyone else who assumed that Daniel Craig was hired as a cheap gimmick to make another soulless and overpriced Bond movie. I was blown away by what they did, which was to make the first James Bond movie that was about James Bond. Most reviews have bestowed Craig with the title of "Best Bond Since Connery" and many have gone so far as to place him even higher than that. I agree.

Casino Royale is not just "Good for a Bond movie" or "One of the best Bond movies", it's a damn good movie, period. It sticks with you after you see it. Most of Bond's assassinations are executed with his bare hands, and you can see in his face a couple of times how he struggles to accept that he's so capable of killing another man. This was also the first Bond move to be based off of one of Ian Fleming's novels in years, and I thought it had a very literary feel.

My mom used to say "If you've seen one James Bond movie, you've seen them all." She was probably right. But you've never seen this James Bond movie.

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Since I was old enough to get past the box office without a parent, I've seen every James Bond picture in the theater from A View to A Kill on up. Unimpressed with the latest actor cast to play him (especially after he broke his two front teeth filming his first fight as Bond), I was planning to skip Casino Royale.

Then I woke up this morning and saw that whopping 96% on the Tomatometer, and all of a sudden I have tickets for tonight's 7:15 show. I'll report back later.

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You liked Dalton as Bond? O_o
Let me take a photo. Nobody will ever believe me when I tell them somebody did.


I'm actually pretty torn about the new Bond. I think this new guy is a horrible choice but I've been wrong before and I'm not afraid to admit it. I'll probably be seeing it.

5:27 AM  
Blogger John Lee said...

I would have been heartbroken had ElMacho not been the first to comment on this entry to profess his admiration for Timothy Dalton.

Going to see Borat tonight. (Saturday)

And I hated the idea of Daniel Craig as Bond too until I saw him pull it off. I hope that they make 22 more Bond movies with him.

12:19 PM  
Blogger Me said...

How does one 'blinker' one's opinion? :)

12:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couldn't agree more, John. The fight in the stairwell reminded me of the fight in the train compartment in From Russia With Love, and any Bond aficionado ought to recognize that as high praise. Craig impressed me mightily. (He also seems to be extremely appealing to the ladies in the audience. Combined with the love story, I think this might be the first Bond movie that women actually enjoy.)

As for "Uhm, actually," I concur even more wholeheartedly. It is a wretched, rancid tic of Internet posting. Some similar bits of nonsense that I suggest be banned:

- "y'all"
- "not so much"
- "Uh, no"

2:20 PM  
Blogger Daltoni said...

I thought Daniel Craig would suck in Casino Royale, but once I saw it, well, lets just say its my favorite Bond movie besides The Spy Who Loved Me and Goldfinger. But why the heck would there be a blond Bond? Who cares! Casino Royale ROCKS!

7:02 PM  
Blogger Lee Cherolis said...

Casino Royale did for the Bond franchise what Batman Begins did for Batman.

Daniel Criag nailed his performance and did Ian Fleming proud.

I saw it opening night and then I took my mother to see it the next day.

9:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No other Bond girl will ever replace Daniela Bianchi, of From Russia With Love, in my affections. Although Eva Green is a close second, with Ursula Andress.

10:40 PM  
Blogger Daltoni said...

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7:57 PM  
Blogger Daltoni said...

What Dumb-but would name their child Pussy Galore?

7:59 PM  
Blogger John Lee said...

Dalton - Please do not post spoilers about the movie for people who haven't seen it yet, okay?

Thank you! :)

8:26 PM  
Blogger Daltoni said...

Sorry, Uncle John. Happy Thanksgiving!

8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saw it. It was good but not the "OMG! BEST BND EV4R!!11one!" you keep seeing on the forums. It was decent

12:19 PM  

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