Trendsetter!
So a couple of days ago, I went to the closest coffee shop, which happened to be a Starbucks (don't judge me) to get a plain old cup of joe to help me through the mid-afternoon sleepy-sleepies.
I don't know what they're putting in their brew these days, but that $1.50 cup of coffee had me jacked up like a 4-year-old that ate a whole box of Cocoa Pebbles with apple juice. Mother of God! I was afraid to sit in one position too long, for fear that I would start vibrating fast enough to phase through my chair and into the future. All I kept thinking was "OHMYGODTHISMUSTBEWHATCOCAINEISLIKE!"
But I digress. While I was at Starbucks (don't judge me), I noticed that they were using the protective sleeves for their cups to promote a movie about a spelling bee. Each sleeve featured a different winning word from a national spelling bee throughout the years. Which word was on my sleeve? One of the words I had to look up in a Thesaurus so I could use in last Monday's strip.
Does this make me hipper than Starbucks? And if so, does that mean that I can be rich now?

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