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Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Yeah... right.

Check out this photo that MSN.com ran with an article about the new Xbox 360's debut yesterday:

Wow, do you think that was staged? Not one, not two, but three college-age/sorority-type girls stood in line in the freezing rain for god-knows-how-long just to be one of the first to get an Xbox 360. Not only that, but it would appear that "Tracy" on the far right there is a cheerleader, based on her topcoat. And they all had time to do their hair and makeup before they got their picture taken.

What a crock of monkeyshit. Why not just show us a picture of Bigfoot standing next to an alien autopsy while he holds a new Xbox 360? I'd believe that. I mean, I realize that you have to promote and market your product, but you don't have to insult my intelligence when you do it. Video games aren't this mainstream, Gates.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the girl on touching herself with her xbox 360? From the look on her face, I could tell she likes it alot...

2:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that photo supposed to be real? It's fine for a header to an article but otherwise...

7:51 AM  
Blogger lorem ipsum said...

'I'm going to sell this for BIG BUCK$ on Ebay!!'

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those girls are getting them for their lame boyfriends so they can dump them and the stupid boys won't even notice. Then the girls are going to all go to Cancun together for Christmas break and have sex with Mexican hunks who will pay more attention to the girls' X BOX if you get my meaning... speaking of that, I actually know a showgirl named Lola.

11:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*sniff* there's something just so delightfully utopian about that picture.

All we need now is a hal like construct in the background, making sure we all enjoy our microsoft products in the appropriate fashion !

It's kinda like ads for beer, with impossibly buxom women drinking a beer that in real life, they'd not be caught in the same bar as. . .

4:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously, girl on the far right looks waaaaaay too happy. Hell even I wouldn't have that look if I could afford a 360.

4:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They look like they're getting licked out.
The one on the left got me, the other 2 got guys with a clue what they're doing down there.

2:32 PM  

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